Foot Care Aficionados Pillows

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

Paul's Bunions

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Consenting Adults.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"They're a little tight."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

Fallen Arches