Foot Care Devotee Pillows

'I'm just going to soak my feet.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

"I stand corrected."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Who says you're pasture prime?

"You complete me."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

Spa day

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"