Foot Health Fanatic Pillows

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

Fallen Arches

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Valleyview diet clinic

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

Social distance queue starts here

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'You are pigeon toed.'

Cutting Toenails.

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

I'll take this one here.

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

Mischievous Pets