Walk Fanatic Gifts

Dog's bucket list.

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Yearbook

Dog walking Human.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Marathon.

Exercise Class

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"