Walking Aficionados Gifts

Circular Walk.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

The Thinker

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

William Wordsworth

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Earth Reset Button.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Musician using horn to water the plants.

"They're a little tight."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Pedestrian parking only.

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'