Walking Aficionado Gifts

The Thinker

"To cut costs, the company is no longer providing you with a company car. We did, however, buy you a pair of good walking shoes."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Global dog walkers Inc.

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet The Author"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

An Unexpected Guest.

High security Santa's grotto

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Echo Tourism'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Taking it easy

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Shellfie

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Bradley Wiggins

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."