Walkabout Aficionado Gifts

'Welcome to Maximum Security. Options include walking, reading a book, or taking the all important lunch break.'

The experienced backpacker.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

How am I abducting?

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Be open to help.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

The Airport.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Business or pleasure?'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

The Thinker

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"