Walkabout Aficionado Mugs

'Welcome to Maximum Security. Options include walking, reading a book, or taking the all important lunch break.'

The experienced backpacker.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

How am I abducting?

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Be open to help.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Mine's camper."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Business or pleasure?'

The Thinker

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'