Walking Enthusiast Mugs

Pedestrian parking only.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

"I shamble five miles every day."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

5 miles a day.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

"Me, to keep fit, I go on long walks. You should try it..."

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

Walking

"A little help, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Thinker

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Metaphors.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.