Pedestrian Enthusiast Mugs

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

The Thinker

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Cheek

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."