Pedestrian Enthusiast Mugs

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

The Thinker

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Cheek

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Liberty, equality, sorority.

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)