Nature Walk Aficionados Gifts

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Life is for the birds.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Frog in the puddles.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"She wishes to range free!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bees SOS

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"