Nature Walk Aficionados Gifts

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Life is for the birds.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'Oh, crap.'

Frog in the puddles.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bees SOS

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."