Footwork Fun Gifts

Wilfried Zaha

'My feet are killing me.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Bigfoot"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Vivienne Westwood

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Treble

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'You are pigeon toed.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Monster slippers.

Trying on boots

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire