Footwork Fun Pillows

Wilfried Zaha

'My feet are killing me.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Monster slippers.

Trying on boots

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'