Goofy Footwork Aficionado Pillows

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I hate this time of year."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Treble

'Best to keep downwind.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Box Step

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

Summer feet.

Duck in sandals.

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I'm into painting with my feet"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

Sockit2u Foot Fashion! We'd like some plain athletic socks. High-cut, low-cut, bootie or quarter socks? White, black, red, blue or striped? New! Nascar. Moisture management, extra-cushioned or abrasion-resistant? Who needs all these choices? The 6-pack of white, water-wicking quarter socks. We have sock soap in mint, spice or seafoam.

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Foot Injury

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."