Goofy Footwork Aficionado T-Shirts

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I hate this time of year."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Treble

'Best to keep downwind.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

Summer feet.

Duck in sandals.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Box Step

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I'm into painting with my feet"

"He's the new Turkish signing"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

Foot Injury

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

She let her footwear do the talking....