Foot-painting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm into painting with my feet"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

A Manicure

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

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'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Treble

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"