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"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

What's an Imax cave?

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Shoe addict.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'