Shoe Art Lover Mugs

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

e-shoes

Where Indian ink came from.

A women in a shoeshop.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Shoe addict.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

New Shoes.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'