Designer Shoe Lover T-Shirts

Arr...Italian it be.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

No Swimming Allowed

We stock ALL sizes...

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"