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"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Champagne Charlie.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."