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"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Champagne Charlie.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'