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'We're all out of socks, - how about a nice slipper instead?'

Dog wearing a gas mask fetches his master's slippers.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Consenting Adults.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Social distance queue starts here

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"It's dress down day!"

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

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"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Mischievous Pets

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'