Novelty Footwear Fanatic T-Shirts

Doctor.

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Social distance queue starts here

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Leftovers"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Mischievous Pets

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

One size fits all

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

Male and female shoes embracing.

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

"You must be the new guy!"

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'