Novelty Footwear Collector T-Shirts

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

Crocodile Shoes

The Hooligan.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'