Novelty Footwear Collector T-Shirts

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The Hooligan.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Crocodile Shoes

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'