Collecting Unique Footwear T-Shirts

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'