Collecting Unique Footwear Prints

"Love the yak boots, Gengis."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'