Footwear Collector Prints

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Crocodile Shoes

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Long Johns Silver."