Footwear Collector T-Shirts

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Crocodile Shoes

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.