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'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Great tights!"

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Long Johns Silver."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Crocodile Shoes

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"