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'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Would you like to try them out?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Great tights!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Crocodile Shoes

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"