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"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Always put yourself in the other guys shoes, Henderson. If you're quick you can run off with them.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

'Outside of athlete's foot, ingrown toenails,fallen arches and bunions, I've never felt better.'

"I chose style over comfort."

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

Clown Evolution.

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I can't wear these shoes, Mom! They make me look weird!"

Heel bar.

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Have you got any loafers ?

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

"Really? Nothing has died in there? How do you explain the smell then?"

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

"Do you smell something?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Reasons to avoid the gym No. 673: Can't find the right type of shoes.

"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."

"He's a motivated seller. Apparently, he was just drafted into the NBA."

'Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?'

"I think we're in luck!"

"I'm telling you it's crazy how many pairs of shoes my wife has..."

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'

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Donkey shoes...

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"I needed something warmer for winter."