Toe Collector T-Shirts

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Operation Father's Day

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'