Toe Collector T-Shirts

King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

A women in a shoeshop.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Operation Father's Day