Shoe Collectors T-Shirts

Shoe maker telling a woman she has an unusual shaped foot so he can make her a pair of shoes

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'