Heel Collector T-Shirts

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"They're comfortable."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Shoes Make The Man

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Used wheels

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Feeling for shells

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."