Heel Collector Gifts

Website reads 'Customers who bought this item... also bought...'.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"They're comfortable."

"Well....I could've done this!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Robot Jogger

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Shoes Make The Man

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Used wheels

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'