Boot Collector Gifts

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"These heels are killing me."

"I think those are mine."

"They're comfortable."

Shoot, that's right – that's the chest where I kept all those left boots.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Catching a Boot

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Do you smell something?"

Used wheels

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Utility Chic.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'