Collecting Boots Gifts

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Fetch.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're comfortable."

Great British Eccentrics.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Flight Socks.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'