Collecting Shoes Gifts

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

'Do me a favour, your bunions alone are size nine.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'What does TIF mean?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Every time I play my banjo the alley cats throw shoes at me!

Footwear

'Best to keep downwind.'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Stork delivering shoes.

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

'I got tired of webbed feet.'

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

'This little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home...and this...'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I always say, 'If the shoe fits, charge it'."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"(Sigh) I hate redevelopment."

"There's no business like shoe business."

Clown with Big Feet

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

"I'm telling you it's crazy how many pairs of shoes my wife has..."

"Yes? Well, I know plenty of girls less fixated on their designer shoes!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"But if we destroy the planet earth, they'll stop making these great cheap shoes!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Dancing shoes.

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."