Sports Shoe Collector Gifts

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Shoes Make The Man

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."