Sports Gear Collector Gifts

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

Football addict

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Forged signed memorabilia.

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

Rare Print - W.G. Grace bowled for 0

W. G. Grace

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Tom Finney

Pele 1940-2022

'They're for a friend.'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'

Today's numbers. . .stocks and bonds were up, but O.J.Simpson memorabilia was down.