Sports Kit Collector Gifts

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Football addict

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"Guess who caught a foul ball at Fenway ..."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

Rare Print - W.G. Grace bowled for 0

Forged signed memorabilia.

W. G. Grace

Pele 1940-2022

Tom Finney

'Time Out...Sorry, kid. Gotta make a change.'