Creative Shoe Collector Gifts

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I stand corrected."

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."