Big Shoe Collector Gifts

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Our giant sale now on!'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."