Big Shoe Collector Mugs

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

We stock ALL sizes...

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Crocodile Shoes

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.