Big Shoe Enthusiast Mugs

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Well.....this is awkward."

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Crocodile Shoes

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'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'