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'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Well.....this is awkward."

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

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"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The Hooligan.

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'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'