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"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Finding Bigfoot

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"Well.....this is awkward."

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

The Big Foot Book.

Corn and Bunion plants.

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop

It's Bigpoot!

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

Foot Injury

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'

'Why can't I go barefoot? -- Lady Godiva does!'

Podologist