Big Feet Enthusiast Gifts

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Skis.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"Well.....this is awkward."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

Ask Me About My Big Feet

It's Bigpoot!

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Foot Injury

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

'I'll buy them if you let me carry them out in a size '5' box?'

'Bigfoot? Oh, gosh, no. That's not me.'

"Now you know why there have been no recently reported sightings of him."

'Why can't I go barefoot? -- Lady Godiva does!'

Podologist

Here comes trouble...