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Massive Footwear Clearance.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Bigfoot"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Clown Skis.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

The Big Foot Book.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Hi! -Lo!

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

"I'm confident that if we reduce our corporate ethics by 50% we can save Q3."

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

'Gloria can you help me look for my shoe? I think i threw one whilst I was charging about just now...'

"Being short has a few advantages, some lassies think I'm a hand puppet."

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

'It always has to be about you, doesn't it?'

Here comes trouble...

!?! ! Maximum headroom 3 inches.

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'

"I'm afraid our credit department has turned you down!"