Giant Feet Humor Gifts

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Bigfoot"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Clown Skis.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"I'm a landscape gardener."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Podiatry. If the frostbite was any worse we'd have to amputate. You just barely stayed out of the "toe away" zone!

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

Hi! -Lo!

Arch Rivals.

That's a nasty outgoing toenail you've got there.'

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.

'You promise me they're animatronic?'

She says my feet stink. What do you think, Goldie?

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

'Do you have any size 48 ballet shoes?'

The Really Big Man's Shop

Massive Footwear Clearance.

"They grow up so fast these days, don't they?"

!?! ! Maximum headroom 3 inches.

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'