Big Feet Admirer Gifts

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Clown Skis.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Giant Ice Skates

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Jaguar

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

"And what if I refuse?"

Leopard.

"For the most dangerous game, that was awfully easy."

'Hunting doesn't make you naughty, it's natural: Santa knows that...'

Pink Lion

"Frankly, I'm thankful for instinct: My dad is a really useless teacher..."

"I like you Gloria - you're different!"