Big Feet Admirer Gifts

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Bigfoot"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Clown Skis.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

Jaguar

Giant Ice Skates

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"

Pink Lion

"And what if I refuse?"

Leopard.

The Big Foot Book.

"Frankly, I'm thankful for instinct: My dad is a really useless teacher..."

"I like you Gloria - you're different!"

'Hunting doesn't make you naughty, it's natural: Santa knows that...'