Big House Admirer Gifts

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Mass Travel

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Dog Realtor

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

A potato's favourite video

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Homes of the font designers

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

'Now that's big money!'

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

Quiet Grog or we will never sneak up on that huge bird.

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

"So you're telling me you prefer this to a retirement home?"

'This one looks unusual.' 'Yes, a toilet with an outside house.'

"It used to be a safe house!"

'Black and white'

Antiques Buff

'At my feet, not ON them!'

'It always has to be about you, doesn't it?'

Cage Rest.